Another McSweeney's gem: . "9 If a man loses the contest yet refuses to relinquish his seat, he will surely suffer. 10 He who fails to follow the commands shall offer his youngest daughter as a slave and honey-gatherer to his companion, and if he hath no daughter, he then must scoopeth out his wife's womb with a melon baller and present it on a platter."
The Lost 28th Chapter of Leviticus Explains the Rules for Riding Shotgun
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