Introducing my first youth group

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Eikon, originally uploaded by jakebouma on flickr.

When I worked as a youth ministry intern at Valley Church, my boss (and youth ministry guru), Brandon Barker, had an old picture hanging in his office of one of his first youth groups. I always thought it was really cool- in a nostalgic kind of way.

Anyway, these are (most of) the kids in my senior high ministry, and judging by the picture, I think they really like me. I hope that in twenty years I’m still doing youth ministry and I can look back at this picture hanging on my future office wall with pride and joy.

P.S. Brandon, if you’re reading this, can you refresh my memory on the story of the aforementioned picture hanging on your wall?

Are you suffering from Heroes hysteria?

Sometime least fall, I came down with a horrible case of Heroes hysteria. Not much is known about the disease, so I just let the thing run its course, and although it took about eight months, I eventually conquered it. Well, Heroes hysteria has returned to my system. At least, I’m feeling the symptoms, anyway. I have a feeling that it will worsen tonight at about 9/8 central.

Since last year’s iteration of the disease, Heroes hysteria has mutated itself to become stronger and more contagious. Not convinced? Here are seven reasons why (warning: spoilers).

Please pray for me while I battle this wonderful, wonderful disease.

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    Everything I need to know I learned from the emerging church*

    1. The world would be a much better place if we would all just sit down and have a conversation.
    2. Controversy is the key to publicity.
    3. I’m saved, but it’s no big deal.
    4. It’s totally (un)cool to (not) use parentheses.
    5. I blog, therefore I am.
    6. Any form of criticism is probably just a big misunderstanding.
    7. Whatever Brian McLaren says, goes.
    8. Using big words is a really easy way to win theological arguments. E.g., “Au contraire, I believe using a deconstructive hermeneutic is far superior, in light of the postmodern tendency to reject the metanarrative.”
    9. If you have a problem, it’s probably theological.
    10. Don’t judge a book by its cover; judge it by its endorsements.
    11. If it’s written in red, it’s more important.
    12. It’s not the size of the church that counts, it’s how you use it.
    13. Swearing and drinking are acceptable, even encouraged.
    14. Worship music is shitty (See #13).
    15. When in doubt, deconstruct.
    16. Using Latin words and phrases in place of English ones not only sounds more authoritative, it totally ups your street cred.
    17. If all else fails, hold a conference/convention.
    18. Tradition is overrated.
    19. Mi casa, su church.
    20. Everything Must Change.

    What are your satirical learnings from the emerging church?

    *Disclaimer: Although I hope it is obvious, I should mention that this post is satirical in nature and doesn’t actually reflect my views of the emerging church conversation. You can get a good idea of what I really think by reading a paper I wrote called Toward A Postmodern Youth Ministry: An Examination of Postmodern Youth Culture in Conversation with the Emerging Church, published online at Precipice Magazine in May 2007.