Jake likes to…

Thanks to my older brother for the idea. The rules of this game are quite simple. Google your name followed by “likes to” and enclose the whole thing in quotes (i.e., “Jake likes to”). I will post the first ten results below, and you should do the same and leave a comment with the funniest one for you.

1) Jake likes to ‘Flomp’ wherever he can.
2) Jake likes to scare other monsters! Boo!
3) Jake Likes to be alone.
4) As a student Jake likes to play basketball and his favorite subject is Language Arts.
5) Jake likes to talk big, but he’s really more of an executive assistant than anything else.
6) Jake likes to think he knows a thing or two about swimming, cycling, and running in needless succession, and is forever in pursuit of one day returning to his first job as a minor league baseball mascot.
7) Jake likes to eat poopoo
8) Jake likes to drive the tractor.
9) Jake likes to help with chores.
10) Jake likes to say “Wow-ee!”

Bear Grylls is my hero

Lately I’ve been watching lots of Man vs. Wild on the Discovery Channel. The premise of the show is that a man named Bear Grylls is dropped in some remote wilderness (usually he sky dives) with only a water bottle, a knife, and a flint, and he has to find his way back to civilization.

Some of the places he’s been dropped in season two include Ecuador, the Australian Outback, Iceland, and the Everglades. In the shows that I have seen, Bear has done some pretty insane things, including: successfully hand-catching a salmon and biting into it while it was still alive; drinking his own pee for the sake of hydration; eating spiders and grubs; and peeing on his shirt and using it as a headdress to keep cool in the desert.

But Bear Grylls is not just some John Doe that the Discovery Channel hired for this television series. He served in the British Special Air Service (SAS) for several years, in which he recalls that he was “highly trained in unarmed combat, desert and winter warfare, combat survival, medics, parachuting, signals, evasive driving, climbing and explosives.” At the age of 23, he became the youngest Briton to summit Mt. Everest, which he did only two years after he broke his back in three places in a parachuting accident. He has also broken several other world records, some of which he has done for charity. He’s a straight up badass.

In response to a fan question about what he always takes with him on his expeditions, Bear replies:

Flint and striker, so I can light a fire however tough it gets — lifts my spirit always and has often saved my bacon! My Christian faith: high mountains and my time in the military taught me that it takes a proud man to say he needs nothing, and I need my faith. And, finally, a laminated picture of my family tucked inside my shoe.

In addition, he’s written several books, has his own “Bear Grylls” knife, and is an international motivational speaker.

I officially have a man crush.

Ninth grade vocab list

When I was in junior high and high school, many of my English teachers would request that students circle/underline any words we didn’t know that we came upon in our homework reading. I am sure that at the time I thought it was just a tedious waste of my time. Now that I am reading for pleasure, however, I have adopted many of the practices that were encouraged of me in my youth, including circling “vocab” words.

I am just about finished with Matthew Stewart’s The Courtier and the Heretic: Leibniz, Spinoza, and the Fate of God in the Modern World, and I’ve circled a fair amount of words. Any word I circle must meet one of two criteria. The word must either be (1) completely unfamiliar to me, or (2) be familiar, but one which I would like to work into my vocabulary and writing more prominently. The following are words that I circled for reason number one, followed by their respective definition:

  • wanderlust: very strong or irresistible impulse to travel
  • austere: severely simple; of a stern or strict bearing or demeanor; forbidding in aspect
  • irenic: conducive to peace
  • syncretism: the union (or attempted fusion) of different systems of thought or belief (especially in religion or philosophy)
  • mooted: to bring up as a subject for discussion or debate
  • clandestine: conducted with or marked by hidden aims or methods
  • parsimonious: excessively unwilling to spend
  • nefarious: extremely wicked
  • denouement: the outcome of a complex sequence of events; the final resolution of the main complication of a literary or dramatic work
  • anodyne: capable of relieving pain
  • Am I the only one that does this? Bonus points awarded for knowing the meaning of any of these words before reading this post.