Sweet-ass ice sculptures I’m going to make with a chain saw one day. “The planet Saturn is rendered in ice, with a huge ice python emerging from Saturn’s north pole. I know what you’re thinking—’That’s been done a million times.’ But what hasn’t been done is to stage a badass ice eclipse where ice Saturn blocks the ice sun completely and all the ice aliens on a darkened ice Neptune freak out. I’d probably need a grant for this one.”